Alex hates the smell of patchouli oil. 

Alex hates when I steal his sunglasses. 

Alex hates picky eaters/close minded food eaters.

Alex really hates loud chewing. Especially when watching a movie. 

Alex hates receiving horrible, thoughtless Holiday gifts.

Alex hates improperly toasted bagels!

Alex hates when I interrupt his ‘first cigarette of the day.’

Alex hates when I punch him. 

Alex hates when I get my hair in his mouth. ;/

when Winn Dixie tries to scam him. 

When the sun wakes him up. 

Alex hates when people ride their bikes in the middle of the road. 

Alex hates when people try to make old cars look cool with pointless add ons. 

That there is a Tumblr. about things Alex hates. 

Alex hates when people ‘butt’ into conversations.